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标题: 穿短裙的好处多! [打印本页]

作者: shjosh    时间: 2005-4-19 22:19     标题: 穿短裙的好处多!

经理从国外出差回来,发现本公司女员工的裙子越来越短,便未经董事会决定,私自在公司下发禁止女员工裙子过短的文件。在不大的公司引起了轩然大波。

财务部:将考虑为那些衣不覆体的员工申请困难补助业务部。实践证明,裙子的长短与我们公司的业务量成反比.

开发部:裙子越短,成本越低,但销量越好。我们的产品也应当向这方面转型。

总师办:不管你穿长裙还是短裙,能拿出好的产品不穿也行。

秘书处:穿短裙容易加班。

组装车间:从短裙中我们得到启发,我们的产品包装也应如此吸引顾客。

机加车间:由于短裙不易被设备夹住,大大减少了工伤事故,建议短裙为下次本车间工作服。

食堂:坐着就餐的人数增加,边吃饭边看报纸的人数减少。

独身宿舍:短裙的出现使我们室内的光照充足。(凉衣服不挡光线了)

人事部:由于最近员工穿短裙的增加,近期内长期旷工的人数减少。

资料室:资料表明,浓缩的就是精华。

卫生室:近期发生在本公司的流行感冒与短裙无关,但近期无故跌倒的人数增加。

微机室:员工们自己维修电脑的兴趣空前高涨!

后勤部:1、强烈建议公司地面重新铺装高档地砖;2、可以停止划拨公司空调维修费用,降低公司开支。

短裙族发现:与司机外出公干,他们总是有意无意的换挡。

电梯工发现:电梯总是人为损坏,而大多数员工喜欢爬楼梯。

保洁员发现:擦玻璃时男同志报名人数大大增加,员工们自觉捡拾地上杂物的风气已经流行。
作者: 111qazwsx    时间: 2005-4-20 00:19

招数不同目的以至,支持楼主.
作者: frank001    时间: 2005-4-20 00:42

值得学习,哈哈哈
作者: zz    时间: 2005-4-21 12:32

有效率就好
作者: 男人好色    时间: 2005-4-21 13:54

呵呵  好东西
作者: banzi    时间: 2005-5-3 12:28



QUOTE:
Originally posted by 111qazwsx at 2005-4-20 01:25
招数不同目的以至,支持楼主.


作者: guyidao315    时间: 2005-5-3 13:07

hao
作者: woshiren123    时间: 2005-5-5 08:54     标题: 我还没上班呢!

这个问题还是不懂啊!为什么呢!
作者: 20380999    时间: 2005-5-5 12:41     标题: fghfgh

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作者: 米老鼠    时间: 2005-5-5 21:13

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作者: 长征    时间: 2005-5-6 00:22     标题: 是吗?

没有见过好的东西吧?
作者: bbyn    时间: 2005-5-15 16:24

真的不错!值得大力推广
作者: facefaceface    时间: 2005-5-19 23:36

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作者: xxf0822    时间: 2005-6-2 14:39

哈哈
作者: jinyilei    时间: 2006-2-19 13:34

这才是好东西吗
支持
作者: mahayu123    时间: 2006-4-9 06:01

值得学习
提高效率!
作者: buyanfangqi    时间: 2006-4-9 10:01

hehe   keyi le
作者: 落日狂龙    时间: 2006-4-9 12:53

好东西真有意思支持下
作者: tu0zi    时间: 2006-4-11 01:16

值得借鉴学习啊!!




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